Jeez Michael, it’s like you’ve never played with sentient toys before.
“Imaginary friend?” you might be asking yourself. Well I most certainly have an explanation for you friend. However, it’ll cost you a dollar! *mischievous snake oil salesman voice* The next will be a Patreon update be about what exactly Michael means by that.
Oh my God, he got sucker punched by a teddy bear.
That’s got to be a little embarrassing.