Edit: Had to upload this page like 3 times because I spelled “you’re” your this first time, and the you’er (which is not a word) when I tried to fix it.

So for those of you who are thinking “you can’t have a person be a prize, people aren’t objects D: ” you are correct in thinking that. We will find out more about the legal shenanigans behind all of this later, but for now omelettes.